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When Simon and Fiona embark on a quest to track down the Queen of Tonga, they have no idea they’ll end up marooned on a desert island.
No idea they’ll encounter an undiscovered tribe, rescue a drowning actress, learn jungle survival from a commando, and attend cultural ceremonies few Westerners have seen.
As they find out who hooks up, who breaks up, who cracks up, and who throws up, will they fulfil Simon’s ambition to see the queen, or will they be distracted by insomniac chickens, grunting wild piglets, and the easy-going Tongan lifestyle?
“laugh out loud funny, full of adventure, and wonderfully descriptive” – Jean Roberts, author of A Kiss behind the Castanets ”
“well-written, and very enjoyable and entertaining throughout.” – Julie Haigh, Amazon Top 500 reviewer.
“entertaining, informative and told with a brilliant touch of humour” – Sandy, AmazonTop 500 reviewer
“A delightful book of adventure, travel, and island life. One of the finest travel memoirs I have read” – Alyson Sheldrake, author of Living the Dream
“a quest worthy of a fairy tale, The Coconut Wireless is the perfect escape from everyday life” – Nan Pokerwinski, author of Mango Rash
“Fun, easy to read and sprinkled with generous amounts of wit and humour” – Kevin J D Kelly, author of Midlife Misadventures in Cuba
“Wonderfully descriptive and written with humour and kindness” – Pat Backley
“made me laugh out loud several times” – AJB“a testament to the spirit of adventure and discovery” – Alexander Madison
“I was hooked from the beginning” – fabulouschrissie
“a well-written and engaging travel memoir with a healthy dose of wit.” – Liesbet Collaert, author of Plunge: One Woman’s Pursuit of a Life Less Ordinary
“This is a travel book with a bit of everything: thriller, romance, adventure and fantasy.” – Lisa Rose Wright, author of Plum, Courgette and Green Bean Tart
“Don’t hesitate, buy it, read it and you will love it” – Bogdan Teleuca
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